Sunday, March 18, 2012

Karaoke Godfathers Review

KARAOKE GODFATHERS
Suburban All-Stars
1993-2003
Independent


Writing about the Suburban All-Stars was not how I expected to use this week's album review as I downloaded Karaoke Godfathers on Monday. Then I spent most of the first half of the week listening to the album on repeat. It's lewd, it's dumb, and it's nonsensical, but it's all of those things on purpose. This is the best parody of the 2 Live Crew-style party records white people could ever imagine. Well, so long as you can accept some emphasis on rock and video game backbeats.

Most of the verses are performed by Ulysses S. Pipe (or "U.S.", both aliases for Jeff Gerstmann, video game journalist of Giant Bomb), though there are other performers. The other regulars are Alex Navarro and Ryan Davis, and while their contributions are amusing, it's really U.S. that delivers the best verses. There are other verses from a large number of anonymous friends, but those familiar with Jeff's video game coverage may recognize a few more voices. Some of the anonymous verses are unstoppable, though, including a stand-out on "Pimping in the 707."

Nothing even comes close to the album's sixth track, "Don't Mess (With The U.S.)" The lyrics are super-fun, U.S.'s aggressive tone is spot-on, the guitar riff (based upon Wild Cherry's "Play That Funky Music") is played with perfect tone, and the beat is a blast. It is also U.S.'s only solo track, though it sounds like one of the hooks may have been performed by Alex Navarro. It's short, varied, and awesome top to bottom. Even beyond the comedy value of the rest of the album, this song is fantastic.

The rest of the album is pretty cool, though. The album has some great party tracks, some really awesome beats, and some great verses. When all three come together, it's a bit embarrassing for some of the real hip-hop artists out there. You can legally download it here for free.

While it's hard to mention in the context of the rest of the review, it's worth noting that the two Uncle Brendan skits are readings from explicit erotic novels. They're funny, but don't blast this album in its entirety during a party.

4/5
HIGHLIGHTS: "In The Can In The Can," "Don't Mess (With The U.S.)," "Wack Ass Crew '99"
MISSED OPPORTUNITIES: There are none.
NEXT STOP: Hot Sauce Committee Pt. 2, The Beastie Boys
AFTER THAT: As Nasty As They Wanna Be, 2 Live Crew

Sunday, March 11, 2012

Play Review

PLAY
Brad Paisley
2008
Arista Nashville
Prod. by Frank Rogers


I should come out in front of this album and admit that I'm not much of a country music person. More so in that genre of music than any other, melodies, harmonies, and lyrical themes borrow liberally from inspiring classics and contemporary artists. However, I have a soft spot in my heart for the extremely lyrical and expressive guitar noodling that comes out of the combination of country and rock music. Most consider the genre long gone, the days of Duane Allman, Lynyrd Skynyrd, and The Outlaws being long behind us.

Maybe this is why Play feels like such a breath of fresh air. While there are a few very traditional country songs that neither offend nor excite on the album, this is Paisley mostly fooling around with his six strings both acoustic and electric, along with the occasional banjo. And, guys? The boy can play. He's no legend, at least not yet, but it's shocking how long this album lasts without ever feeling supremely repetitive. Much of what's here is his own take on the work of The Outlaws, but he also puts on the hats of Dick Dale, Eric Johnson, and BB King throughout the proceedings.

So, where does this album take its faults? Well, the country songs that appear are not so good that they'll convert opponents of the genre, and it's probably two or three songs too long. Meanwhile, although he pulls in a number of vocal and instrumental guests, none of them are as differentiable as, say, Duane Allman and Eric Clapton on Layla. But it's smart, it's fun, and it's probably worth your time. And, most importantly, it'll give you faith in the guitarists of our time once again.

4/5
HIGHLIGHTS: "Turf's Up," "Kentucky Jelly," "Cluster Pluck," "Cliffs of Rock City"
MISSED OPPORTUNITIES: "Departure," "More Than Just This Song," "What A Friend We Have In Jesus"
NEXT STOP: Derek & The Dominoes, "Layla And Other Assorted Love Songs"
AFTER THAT: The Allman Brothers Band, "At Fillmore East"

Friday, March 2, 2012

Bangarang Review

BANGARANG
Skrillex
2011
Big Beat, Atlantic
Prod. by Skrillex et. al

See, this is why genre classifications suck. There are too many arguments as to what kind of music Skrillex puts out; while most people say that Skrillex is dubstep, dubstep purists will tell you that he’s either making “brostep” (a subgenre that seems to have been invented simply to define Skrillex and musicians inspired by Skrillex) or he’s just making house music. And, if I were trying to classify Skrillex’s newest EP, I’d be hard-pressed to actually tell you what Skrillex’s genre identity would be, and a track-by-track breakdown seems to be the only fitting way to write about the EP.

Skrillex’s Bangarang does not open strong; its first track, “Right In”, is a tragically standard wobble-bass affair, and while fans of the genre will still probably enjoy it, the song is not recruiting material. The track “Bangarang” (ft. Sirah) luckily picks things up with an excellent hook and set of vocal samples. Both tracks features vocal snippets throughout. These two songs, along with most of what’s available here, are certainly a bit different from his previous material, but not innovative in terms of the genre.

The writing collaborations are certainly of importance, and the first is with the absolutely legendary band The Doors. Shockingly, The Doors’ influence really does come through on multiple sections of “Breakn’ A Sweat,” but it would have been nice to not hear the words “Come on, baby, light my fire” in the song. In fact, it would’ve been nice to hear almost no traces of the stoner jam at all. Fans of The Doors will find themselves mostly disappointed in the track, as the song takes its cues from songs like “Light My Fire” and “Riders On The Storm.” A dance remix of these slower, more meditative songs goes against everything that makes those songs enjoyable. The Doors influences here just don’t work, and a heavier lean towards party songs like “Break On Through” and “Love Her Madly” would make a whole lot more sense. As it is, the track feels like one of the less interesting “YouTube dubstep remixes” of rock classics.

Thankfully, “The Devil’s Den”, a collaboration between Skrillex and Wolfgang Gartner, practically swoops in and saves the album, a high-energy video game party that this album desperately needed. The chiptune elements are reminiscent of the best stuff from the Street Fighter II and early PlayStation days, and they work fantastically with some thudding bass thrown under them. Skrillex is suddenly willing to let the energy tone down without having a gimmicky interview (“Breakn’ A Sweat”) and even comes up with some new patterns for his particular brand of wobble-bass and high-pitched electrical whines. If nothing else, it’s a supremely attractive song, and the first song you should probably hear from this album.

The next track and final writing collaboration on the album, “Right On Time,” is only notable for its all-too-short breakdown, a jumpy robot-freak out surrounded by incredibly repetitive club music and vocal samples. It’s not a very interesting track. The next track, “Kyoto”, invokes the return of rapper Sirah, opening with goofy “oriental” synthline that fails to impress. While Skrillex does respond to Sirah’s demand, “Yo, Skrill, drop it hard,” the track eventually turns into a heavy-metal inspired rap track (down to the shitty power chords.) This might be more interesting if Sirah’s verse was especially interesting, but it isn’t. Skip both of these songs.

Fans of the breakthrough single “Scary Monsters & Nice Sprites” will finally have something to enjoy in “The Summit”, a song featuring Ellie Goulding that takes on a similar electronica journey. It’s very pretty, it’s meditative, and it’s shockingly balladeering for Skrillex, never turning to wobble-bass or extremely high-pitched synth. The vocal fragments are reminiscent of the sort DJ Earworm will place in his year-end United States of Pop mash-ups, and the laid-back music is certainly more reminiscent of Earworm’s work than most of Skrillex’s stuff. I’m a big fan of Earworm’s work, and maybe it’s because I’ve felt that Earworm’s stuff has fallen off in quality over the last year, but I feel like I got something pretty wonderful out of “The Summit.”

It’s unfortunate, really. When Skrillex is doing what I might expect him to do on Bangarang, it consistently fails to be interesting. But when he turns towards chiptunes and ballads, I see the musician who caught my attention with his “Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites” EP who knows how to innovate and write some really classic music. iTunes and Spotify both feature orchestral suites of Skrillex’s older material, and it becomes evident that the man is definitely capable of producing some really brilliant and stirring music, and that certainly shows in the album’s best track. While something good can still definitely come out of Skrillex working within his usual confines in a song like “The Devil’s Den,” the magic definitely hits less often than it should, and this album will too often leave you wondering why you liked Skrillex in the first place.

2/5
HIGHLIGHTS: “The Devil’s Den” w/ Wolfgang Gartner, “The Summit” (ft. Ellie Goulding)
MISSED OPPORTUNITIES: “Breakn’ A Sweat”, “Right On Time”
CATALOG CHOICE: Scary Monsters & Nice Sprites EP
NEXT STOP: DJ Earworm, “United States of Pop 2008-2011”
AFTER THAT: Susumu Hirawasa, “Paprika OST”